Work, work, work, and where does it get the Maple Leafs? Nowhere

Pity the poor old Toronto Maple Leafs.

Yes, I know, this will set off nothing but guffaws outside the city limits of the Centre of the Universe, but bear with me. Set aside thoughts of the Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment nabobs hunkered down in their ermine- and rosewood-trimmed spa and think of the poor working stiffs down in the Maple Leafs dressing room, making do with B.C. cedar and Italian marble in their spa.

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